A weasel gang robs Harbour City. The cat police want them behind bars. One night, two sides, up to 7 players — or you alone against the bots.
Play the weasel gang chasing a robbery quota, or the cat police keeping the city safe until sunrise.
Every dollar buys a new body: from a crowbar thief to a tommy-gun boss, from a rookie to a sniper.
Crack the casino, the bank and the jewellery store — then run the bag home before the cats catch you.
4 weasels vs 3 cats over LAN or Radmin VPN. Empty seats are filled by bots.
Harbour City is a sunny seaside town of mice: a boardwalk, a beach, a casino that never closes, a bank, a jewellery store and a quiet park where an old forest druid keeps to himself.
When the sun goes down, the Weasel Syndicate comes out. Every weasel starts as a nobody with a crowbar — but loot buys power. The gang's street sorcerers learned to vanish into thin air, their elders call down violet storms, and at the very top sits a pinstriped boss everybody just calls Capone.
Standing in their way: the Harbour City Police Department. A handful of cats, a revolver each, a station medic and a budget that grows with every arrest. Rookies become riot cops, agents and snipers; the K-9 unit sniffs out what the eye can't see.
Tonight the weasels have a quota to hit before dawn. If they make it, the city is theirs. If the clock runs out first, the cats win — and some weasel will be eating prison cake for a very long time.
Rob mice on the street (every second crime pays), then go big: Casino $2000, Bank $1250 (the alarm rings at once) or the quiet Jewels $450. Stop the needle in the green to crack the vault, then carry the bag back to the hideout — get busted on the way and the bag is gone.
A red arrow shows a robbery in progress, a red X marks where a mouse witnessed a crime. Every arrest pays $100. Careful: hurting civilians costs you a fine, and three civilian kills mean a demotion.
A weasel at 0 HP goes to jail for 32 seconds. Pay $1000 bail, kill time with prison mini-games (shell game, coin toss, a cake with a file inside…) or wait for your friends to break you out at the JAILBREAK pad.
Weasel mages cloak and call down storms; the police answer with nets, shields, snipers that strip every cloak on screen and K-9 dogs that smell the invisible. Every tool has a counter.
Money buys promotions. A purchase gives you a brand-new body with full health — and its own weapon and skills. Prices are the in-game shop prices.
Revolver and a baton. Every cat starts here — arrest weasels and the station pays you $100 a head.
Tier 0
Shield and sidearm, thicker hide. The wall that holds the bank door while backup arrives.
Tier 1
Pistol that shoots from range. Reads the alarms, gets to the crime scene first.
Tier 2
SMG — bursts of fire that shred weasel crowds.
Tier 3
Plants himself and becomes a siege cannon: automatic splash fire at everything in sight until his energy runs dry.
Tier 4
Silenced pistol. Spots cloaked weasels nearby, throws a Net [Z] and raises a Shield [C].
Tier 5
Long rifle. Snipe [T] for 90 damage, Null Pulse [G] drains enemy energy, and any cloak on his screen simply falls off.
Tier 6
A hoodie, a crowbar and big dreams. Mug the mice, every second crime pays.
Tier 0
Tougher hide, same trusty crowbar.
Tier 1
Ranged arcane bolts and Cloak [G] — invisible until he attacks.
Tier 2
Psionic blasts plus the Violet Storm [T] — a lightning storm you drop on the cops.
Tier 3
Stronger psionic blasts that hit an area, a huge shield, Storm [T] and Cloak [G].
Tier 4
A deadly knife, fast strikes, never flees. Cuts through police nets and, cloaked, even the Agent cannot see him — only a K-9 nose can.
Tier 5
The boss. Tommy gun, Grenade [T], Cloak [G], Bribe [Z] and +25% loot from every job.
Tier 6
An autonomous police dog. Roams the city, sniffs out cloaked weasels and pings them on the minimap.
Heals every cat who visits the station. Weasels get $400 for taking him out.
Lives in the park and shoots back at robbers. Dangerous — and he pays well.
Protect the rich, the celebrities and the President when his motorcade rolls into town.
Harbour City's citizens. Weasels rob them, cats protect them — and a mouse that witnesses a crime calls the police.
Rich targets with fat wallets and short tempers. Worth the risk.
Windows 10/11 64-bit · a GPU with Vulkan or OpenGL 3.3 · ~800 MB free disk space. Build date 2026-11-06. SHA-256 checksums.
This is an early playtest: expect rough edges, and please tell us what breaks. Settings are stored in %APPDATA%\Godot\app_userdata\Cats vs Weasels\.
The playtest has no online matchmaking yet — it uses a direct connection, like a LAN party. Players in the same home network can join right away. Friends over the internet connect through Radmin VPN, a free tool that puts everyone into one virtual LAN. Up to 7 players: 4 weasels and 3 cats; empty seats are bots.
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Cats vs Weasels is a one-person project. Character art, animations, some sound effects and the artwork on this page were generated with AI tools (image, video and audio models) and then curated, edited and assembled by hand. The game itself is built in the Godot engine. Many of those models are available in Kitty AI Studio.